George Lawrence’s Shorts – Tariff Fosu

Saturday 19 December 2020

There was no game on Saturday after Bristol Rovers had an outbreak of Covid. Dan Agyei is pretty chill about it all ‘That’s football’ he said, of a situation which is objectively not football.

Monday 21 December 2020

KRob’s hoping he might get his broken toys back from the menders soon as Cameron Brannagain came through an in-house friendly this week. Sam Winnall, who got injured coming back from injury against Crewe, could be on the verge of a return to the subs bench soon.

Tuesday 22 December 2020

While the world’s leading epidemiologists, virologists, vaccinologists battle to gain control over a rampant deadly pandemic sometimes the world just has to stop and listen. Yes, no more weighty medical authority than Ipswich Town’s head physio is calling for a circuit breaker in the season.

Wednesday 23 December 2020

Northampton Town are putting up a fight to stay in League 1 this season by hoping to extend the deal of bionic man-bun, and former Oxford alumnus, Ricky Holmes. Manager Keith Curle is hoping the mercurial midfielder can stay fit, discover his form and find a time machine to go back to when he was good.

Thursday 24 December 2020

Yay! We’re out of Europe! There’s nothing that says Christmas like loads and loads and loads of amazing customs forms and paperwork! Santa Boris even threw in the added bonus of giving UK fishermen an extended holiday, which will literally go on forever! Premier League sophisticat Čhrīštøphę Wïlłdê is feeling the thrill of the pinch, currently rock bottom of the Premier League, he’s set to lose John Lundstram at the end of the season, maybe even in January.

Friday 25 December 2020

It’s still dark, but KRob’s pulled on his fluffy reindeer onesie and dashed downstairs to see if Santa’s come. Will he get the Evel Kenievel Stunt Toy or the Stretch Armstrong he’s been wanting, like, forever? Maybe, just maybe, because he’s been really good and kept his bedroom tidy – we’ll get cowboy Chris Cadden, who is apparently a target for both Oxford and Hibs?

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